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Joke of the Day

"We're having sweet potato fries with dinner ""Haha sweet potatoes?"" DON'T ""Don't what?"" You're gonna make a dumb potato pun ""I YAM NOT!"""

"going to travel back in time and paint a giant ""@"" in a cave just to freak everyone out"

"Good news: Your wit is really mind-blowing Bad news: It's not my mind that I want blown"

"Do you know what the best part about banging 21 year olds is? There's 21 of them."

"I've stopped trying to understand sandwiches with a third piece of bread in the middle."

"My Mexican friend was freaking out, but I couldn't understand his panic."

"Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry."

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish..."

"What kind of bird flies around bays? Bagles"

"monica lewinsky had one job.... and she sucked at it."