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Joke of the Day

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish..."

"I'm worried about Rosemary's Baby. Everyone knows Thyme has been hard on her. (That's right. I do spice jokes. Dill with it.)"

"I went to an ice hockey game at the local leper colony There was a face off in the corner"

"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"

"Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests? Hate to see all this pee go to waste."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."

"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed into the boards"

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Whatcha dooooin'? 911: Sir, are you in danger? Me: *giggles* You're always so worried, but I'm fine, silly"

"currently standing in a crowded elevator by myself holding a plate with a waffle on it everyone looks confused clearly they don't know me"

"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""