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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the best part about banging 21 year olds is? There's 21 of them."
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"Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? A. The Ultrasound Guy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sound&defid=491809"
"FINISH THE SENTENCE!!! I woke up in a ditch and...."
"Why do so many Muslim students take Intro to Engineering? They heard it was a great place to find 72 virgins."
"Why are blondes such bad cow herders? Because they can't keep their calves together"
"Marriage is for people who want their break ups to involve paperwork."
"Yet another day I failed to wake up as a giant cockroach"
"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."
"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."
"Marriage is like a card game. At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade."