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Joke of the Day

"How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb? Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke."

"A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed."

"I walked in on my girlfriend cheating. I don't know what I ever saw in her... ..well, except for another dude's penis."

"Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey? To Prove They Were Not Chicken"

"Do they still call it hump day in prison?"

"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"

"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"

"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"

"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."

"Just think about this: Jeff Goldblum is someone's uncle. Jeff Goldblum goes to someone's house for holidays and is Jeff Goldblum."