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Joke of the Day

"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"

"Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella?? Fo Drizzle."

"I jump out of bushes to give surprise breast exams. I save lives. nnThe police are on the lookout for me. Probably to give me an award."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan."

"What you call a penis that doesn't satisfy a woman? Yours"

"Me: I asked the waitress for diet Coke and she thought I said rum and Coke. Boss: 5 times? Me: Yeah I guess. B: ..... M: HR again?"

"donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity."

"How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl? They'll tell you"

"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."

"The Boy Scouts ended their ban on gay adults, which means that soon you'll be able to buy some delicious Boy Scout cookies."