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Joke of the Day
"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"
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"The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity."
"""A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."""
"How come I need a complex, indecipherable password to get on Twitter but only a 4-digit number to remove all my money from an ATM?"
"Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television? Because the white balance was off on the camera."
"What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? *Single*."
"Two blondes are sitting on a park bench Suddenly one sniffs the air and exclaims, ""I smell a cock!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I farted."""
"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."
"The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading ""blink if you're being held against your will"""
"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""