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Joke of the Day

"Do they still call it hump day in prison?"

"I always do my best work stoned. You can ask any of my ex-bosses."

"What is the ONLY good trait of pedophiles? They always stick to the speed limit in front of schools."

"The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels."

"What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak? I've banana roll lately."

"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"

"How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? He's still there."

"Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare."

"me: ""leave the door ajar on your way out"" jam salesman: [visibly confused]"

"I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."