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Joke of the Day
"Them: Can you describe yourself in five words? Me: Stay at home couch accessory."
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"What organ in the body never dies? THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully."
"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"
"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."
"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"
"A skinny girl and an overweight girl are standing in line on Friday morning. As the Walmart manager unlocks the door, skinny girl says, ""remember, black Friday lives matter."""
"I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing."
"What did one window say to the other window? I'm in pane"
"Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back."
"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."