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Joke of the Day
"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"
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"Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way"
"What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common? They both have problems finding x."
"Dishes are like boyfriends. My roommate should really stop doing mine"
"How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room."
"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."
"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
"What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? ""Yum Yum."""
"What is the worst part of a prostitute and the best part of a pie? The crust."
"If a rabbit does not get any food for a week... ...he can swallow a whole python. If a rabbit does not get any food or sex for a week, the python will wish he were swallowed first."