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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."
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"There is a new kind of bread in the Ukraine that is the most popular. I don't know what it is called but it is Putin free."
"I'm sick of all these jokes about mexicans and blacks... Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"
"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."
"Need a new emoticon? Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ?"
"Its possible to live on a diet of only potatoes But, as the Irish found out, it wasn't possible to live on a diet without them."
"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."
"Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers. They defend the ships much more eagerly. Edit: an adverb."
"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."
"How many sexual orientations does a physicist have? Six: Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top and Bottom."