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Joke of the Day

"What organ in the body never dies? THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully."

"You know who the real winner is today? The guy who sells ""I voted"" stickers."

"The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water. I replied, ""What's water?"" so she wouldn't feel stupid."

"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"

"whenever my Girlfriend say something funny... i reply: Hahahahahhavesexwithmehahahah"

"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."

"LAWYER: ur dad's estate ME: who called it executing a will instead of splittin heirs L: he said if u made a dumb joke u get nothing M: shit"

"What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!"

"My first language is typo."