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Joke of the Day
"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."
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"Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."
"What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!"
"My wife thought I was crazy when I suggested a car made out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I was driving pasta!"
"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"
"My local police stations toilet was stolen.... The cops have nothing to go on."
"What do you call a very smart glass of lemonade that is gay? A homo-genius mixture"
"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"
"So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it..."