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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back."
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"Apparently, I snore really loudly... ...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!"
"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."
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"A man and his fat girlfriend are arguing Man: You know what? You can start singing now because it's over!"
"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"
"Q: What do you have with Dick Cheney, Dick Morris, and Dick Nixon in the same room? NSFW A: Way too much cock and bull."
"A man asks his wife on a Friday evening... Husband: Shall we have a nice weekend? Wife: Sure, why not? Husband: Ok then, see you on Monday!"
"The man who invented clickbait has died. You'll never guess when his funeral is..."
"What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off."