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Joke of the Day
"I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug"
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"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny. Period."
"We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley"
"Wait a minute... Computer! Freeze this porn video! Now, zoom in 900%. Enhance... Enhance... Rotate 360 ... There! NO WEDDING RINGS!"
"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."
"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought ""damn magic is dope as hell."" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"
"What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common? They both crumble under pressure"
"What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up."
"I was just diagnosed with a severe lack of empathy. But I'm gonna keep going strong! The last thing I will do is start feeling sorry for myself."