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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine Oops, wrong sub."

"Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror."

"Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind."

"How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes? If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes."

"Why do trees die? They become board."

"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"

"Why are womens feet shorter than mens? So they can stand closer to the sink."

"I have a question of the most importance!? If I find a job in the classifieds...does that mean I can't tell anyone!?"

"Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams."

"There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea."