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Joke of the Day

"I just heard the words ""she received an academic scholarship from the university of Alabama."" I never thought I'd hear ""academic scholarship"", ""university"" and ""Alabama"" in the same sentence."

"Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit"

"A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car."

"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."

"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"

"I used to own a car that never seemed to run properly. It was a brokeswagen."

"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"

"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.;-)"

"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."