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Joke of the Day
"Football would actually be entertaining of each team was allowed one bear."
Next Joke
"*Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes."
"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"
"have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison"
"Roses are red, violets are blue... 9/11 was an inside job."
"next time you feel depressed with yourself, remember that you're about 70% water & thats cool af"
"What is the one thing you don't give to a Jewish kindergartner? A gold star."
"Drug dealer I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I'm not sure what they're laced with...but I've been tripping all day!"
"I always go the extra mile, which is why I was fired from Uber."
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