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Joke of the Day
"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""
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"Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!? The answer: AMERICA!!!"
"You heard about /r/politics? Or as I like to call it, ""Baby's first election."""
"""Your mission... Should you chose to accept it..."" *Go to a bar you Hate *Put $50 in the Jukebox *Play nothing but Nickelback *Leave"
"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."
"A mosquito goes to a military base. The commanding officer says, ""Sorry, this is a 'no fly' zone."""
"Anyone else think they should limit Oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like Twitter?"
"A Jewish boy asks his father ""Can I have thirty dollars?"" His father replies ""Twenty dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?"""
"A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister."
"Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes."