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Joke of the Day

"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""

"Hey girl, do you ever go to the gym? 'Cause if you don't we probably won't work out."

"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."

"Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free."

"Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists."

"After all they crap between them..Can you believe they are still together? ""Who?"" My butt cheeks."

"You look so young... what is your secret? I am fifteen."

"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger..."