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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house? There wasn't [mushroom](http://i.imgur.com/Yt9AWCO.jpg)"

"I miss being able to use the excuse ""I wasn't home when you called""."

"Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFO's and aliens. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted"

"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"

"You got acute appendicitis .. No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."

"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."

"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."

"Christians rethink your religion Because jesus had 2 dads."

"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."