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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... But I found out she was seeing someone else on the side."

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"

"I got a 100 on my test! Because it was the answer to problem number 3 and not even the right answer."

"Have you ever tried to eat your own watch? Well it's very time consuming."

"Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago? You bet jurassic would."

"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."

"Catwoman's full name is Catherine Woman."

"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."

"FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks I can't stand Chinese food."