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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."
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"Cannibal Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend In the forest?"
"A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way. Yep"
"Hitler was born on April 20th... cuz he was destined to blaze the jews."
"I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me."
"I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks."
"3 cars back at the Burger King drive thru gives you a devastating amount of time to consider your missteps."
"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."
"My cousin told everyone he could do a backflip. We all gathered around him. He said, ""I can't do it if you're watching."" #MyFamilyIsWeird"
"Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears? He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear."