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Joke of the Day
"Christians rethink your religion Because jesus had 2 dads."
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"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets."
"Everyone knows Superman's father was Jor-El, but no one ever mentions his germophobic uncle, Pur-El."
"Why does Hillary Clinton secretly want to lose the election? Because if she wins, she'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"
"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""
"The only upside to Trump's big wall is that Texas will finally get some of Banksy's Art. Maybe like a little girl and a soldier with a gun"
"*dresses like a kitty* *climbs tree* *waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*"
"What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp."
"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"