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Joke of the Day

"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood."

"At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?"

"What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness."

"How much does a moil get paid for circumcision? Ninety-nine dollars plus tips."

"If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."

"Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can ""skip ad"" last 30 seconds?"

"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."

"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to Hungary."