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Joke of the Day
"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."
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"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."
"Did you hear the last Chris Brown's song featuring Rihanna? It's a hit"
"""If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience."" Back to school for you My friend!"
"I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can."
"""Why is life so hard?"" - Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter."
"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."
"Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"
"If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?"