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Joke of the Day
"How does one know if balls are ticklish? Test-Tickle."
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"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There was 20 of them"
"Quick question... How much of this ""No More Tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"
"How do you get down from a horse? You don't. You get down from a duck."
"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."
"Drinking on Tuesday because I'm consistent."
"Got a blowjob from a blind girl last night... ..or at least I think it was a blowjob, it was dark and my bionic cock doesn't feel shit."
"What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans? Tardis..... I will see myself out.."
"Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK"