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Joke of the Day

"Shoutout to Amy Winehouse She's been drug free for 5 years now"

"Sorry, can't. I looked away while my child was in the middle of an hour long run-on story and now he has to start all over."

"Date Tip: If a date is going well, a series of loud hoots will scare off other suitors"

"What were the political views of the librarian? She wanted open borders."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"

"A movie about a surfer vs. a shark but instead of going back into the water & fighting the shark & dying, she finds somewhere else to surf."

"Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options."

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."

"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."