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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"

"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."

"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"

"I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."

"Wtf this movie was not at all like the book! Friend: It was, are you sure you read the book? Sure I did. I read between the lines."

"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."

"Tell someone, ""You wore that shirt the day after yesterday"" and see how long it takes them to get it."

"What do you call a dad without jeans? A potato."

"Why do jews get so little annuity? Because they only worked from 38 to 45"

"I think my dad messed up the ""birds & bees"" talk when I was a kid because now I can't look at a sparrow without getting horny."