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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options."

"What's the most racist math discipline? Statistics."

"[therapist] what seems to be the problem? [her] he only hears what he wants to hear. It's awful [me] oh my god yes, I would love a waffle"

"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"

"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"

"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"Did you hear about the hockey game where all the players had leprosy? There was a face off in the corner."

"I failed my Health and Safety Test today apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer"

"What is the most common blood type among pessimists? B Negative."