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Joke of the Day
"What were the political views of the librarian? She wanted open borders."
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"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"
"If you're Canadian before you enter the bathroom, and American when you leave, what are you inside? European!"
"The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have no switched to mint Oreos."
"What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme."
"Joe Dirt 2 was so bad Amazon Prime should have released it yesterday"
"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you dirty bastard""."
"Hey, I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
"You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*"
"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"