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Joke of the Day

"What is the best part about a prostitute dying in the middle of your session? The next hour is free."

"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"

"Trump winning the election I did nazi that coming"

"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."

"Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet."

"What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !"

"Having sex in a mental hospital Now that's fucking insane."

"I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure"

"Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building."

"What's the difference between a nazi and a gay guy? 45 degrees of the wrist"