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Joke of the Day

"A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth. ""His face was a complete mess."" Said the coroner. ""But his lungs were mint."""

"If you put your ear up to a vagina... you can smell the ocean."

"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."

"In a recent court case, the defendant was charged with smuggling bombs inside of living cows... ...Upon hearing this, one of the jurors cried out, ""Abominable!"" (A bomb in a bull)"

"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."

"If you Happy and you know it thank your ex!"

"My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman."

"When it comes to friends...I'd rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies."

"When a woman cooks you dinner you're either going to get laid or poisoned."

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records The library lady then told me it was indecent to place my dick in between a book."