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Joke of the Day

"Lots of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is to not form an emotional attachment."

"Men often think that women don't know what they want. That's incorrect. Women know exactly what they do and don't want, however, those two are usually the same thing."

"I like to play chess with old bald men at the park. ..Although its hard to find 32 of them"

"A Mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"New study shows that homosexuals care more about marriage than straight people. When they propose, they get down on both knees."

"An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the ""Free Alterations"" sign!'"

"So I asked my North Korean friend how's life there He said he can't complain"

"I couldn't afford a vanity license plate, so I named my dog 956 XDM."

"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."