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Joke of the Day
"INMATE: ""What are you in for?"" ME: ""A real treat, I hope."""
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"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."
"What do black people and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."
"*breaks out of prison *hunted by police for weeks *crawls thru 22 miles of mud to your house* Me: <taps on your window> DID YOU GET MY TEXT?"
"I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done."
"It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs"
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"
" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."
"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"