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Joke of the Day
"Why do Pillows work? Cause they're white"
Next Joke
"99.9999999% of you will laugh after reading this joke. How soon after and whether or not it's in reaction to the joke is irrelevant."
"Have been woken up with the hangover from hell by the sound of my neighbour's lawn mower. He'll just have to mow around me, I'm not moving."
"How do you write the sound made by a pot or pan bouncing down the stairs? ... ... ... ... ~~~"
"School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're asian."
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up."
"They say you are what you eat So I bought myself some ""ready to eat Apricots"" And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots."
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !"
"A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite."
"Why did the cab driver get a divorce? Because he had a fare."