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Joke of the Day

"99.9999999% of you will laugh after reading this joke. How soon after and whether or not it's in reaction to the joke is irrelevant."

"I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh. It's a running joke."

"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"

"How is a women and peanut butter the same? It takes a lot of coaxing to get them to spread when they're cold"

"Upon request of a signature, a nurse reaches into her pocket only to find a thermometer... she exclaims, ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""

"I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment."

"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."

"I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house... I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do."

"Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it."

"I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder but good thing I was only on the 3rd step"