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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up."
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"Terrible news. The guy who created AMC cinema's has died. His funeral is next Friday at 2:30, 5:20 and 7:45."
"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."
"""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood."
"Where do esport players go if they get arrested? Guantanamo ebay"
"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""
"What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed."
"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"
"Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret"