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Joke of the Day
"People drive too slow in the fog... I'm just over here not hitting anything. Not even my brakes."
Next Joke
"I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed."
"*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD"
"When I claimed I could post the funniest joke ever on reddit, everyone laughed at me. They're not laughing now."
"If I wanted to seduce my mom with fruit... ...should I send her an Oedipal Arrangement?"
"Are those your discarded fingernails on this bus seat or are you just happy to watch me throw up my breakfast?"
"How is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette? As you get closer to the butt, the flavor gets stronger."
"Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one"
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it."
"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."