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Joke of the Day

"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."

"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."

"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Jokes Like This? Do you like dragons? Cuz imma be dragon my nutz across your face!"

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reasons."

"My dad once said 'why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids and not the other way around?' I still laugh..."

"What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP? A clop cop."

"You know what the definition of ""competitive"" is? Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk."

"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."

"www.conjunctivitis.com ...that's a site for sore eyes."