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Joke of the Day

"Tough break for cows. They're filled with delicious meat and covered in leather. How are we supposed to not kill them?"

"What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis? A Man."

"The best way to prevent the next generation from stealing your lunch... Is to not show them where your lunch is. Because you forgot where you left your lunch."

"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."

"Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager.. ""Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?"" Hitler asked. ""Today we're burning the diabetic"" answered the manager. Edit: Spelling."

"How does a French lady hold her liquor? By the ears"

"A photon walks through a bar"

"""It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."""

"I've been out of work for so long that I've almost forgotten how to hate people."

"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."