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Joke of the Day

"I saw a black man running from a shop with a turntable, amplifier and speakers under his arm being chased by a security guard. Talk about stereotypes."

"Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off."

"When you say, ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans,"" all I hear is, ""There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""

"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""

"What do you call a big debate. A *Mass-Debate*"

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"

"How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers? Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?"

"""Let's walk over there"" ""ok"" -couple a cows"

"I give myself an excuse for watching porn. By pretending I'm watching ""How it's made: Babies"" on youtube."

"What did one steak say to another? Nice to meat you"