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Joke of the Day
"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"
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"Are you assholes still playing the lottery with the numbers from Lost?"
"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""
"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie."
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"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."
"What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice."
"Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"
"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""