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Joke of the Day
"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"
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"If your relationship has more issues than a magazine stand then I suggest you cancel that subscription"
"[kelloggs meeting] ""okay so, the corn flakes box, what can we put on it?"" a chicken ""jim is there something wrong at home?"""
"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
"Business Idea: Audio books for deaf people"
"Two elephants are in a bathtub..... One says to the other, ""pass the soap"". The other elephant promptly responds, ""no soap, radio!"""
"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"
"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... They'll kill your dog."