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Joke of the Day
"what do you call it when you sext someone and they dont respond? Molexting"
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"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."
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"What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer."