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Joke of the Day

"What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer."

"Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis."

"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."

"I am a good dancer.hilarious one. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Blind people think women's tennis is porn."

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work."

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"

"The earthquake shortened Earth's day by 1.8 microseconds, so don't expect me to get everything done this week."

"I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer."

"[Guy Joke] How is wearing crocs like being blown by a dude? It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay."