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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula."

"Just had my first threesome but it was not what I had envisioned. The other two guys seemed to like it just fine."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg."

"Don't get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now."

"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around."

"What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? Ewe haul."

"I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again."

"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave a plunger in the toilet."

"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."