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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula."
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"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer"
"The wedding Joke American People - I am going on a blind date. Indian People - I am going on a blind wedding."
"Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents? Personally, I choose dinner with parents. I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know."
"How to Avoid Condom Accident The Perfect System To Avoid Condom Accident, Use Double Condom With Chilly Powder In Between, If Outer Breaks She Will Know , If Inner Breaks U Will Know."
"I hope it's not too weird the next time I get a haircut and the barber asks, ""So, how do you want it?"" and I reply, ""Like Ellen DeGeneres."""
"You can justify pretty much any shit you put into your body these days simply by saying, ""But it's got antioxidants."""
"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."
"Mom: (weeping) Son...your Grandpa...he...he... He, overdosed on viagra... (sobs) Dad: i'm sure this i HARD for you... (Not my joke heard this and died laughing, had to share)"
"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""