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Joke of the Day
"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."
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"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."
"Hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry he woke up"
"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"
"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""
"Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea."
"*drives up to liquor store door, honks horn *wine jumps off shelf, hops into my car *speeds off"
"My daughter swam with dolphins for $2,000. I think she should've been able to have sex with them for that price."
"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"Do babies know they're stupid?"