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Joke of the Day

"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."

"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50... His father replies: ""40 dollars!, what could you possibly need to borrow 30 dollars for?!?"""

"What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee."

"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."

"The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing."

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"