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Joke of the Day
"I love milk... It's got lots of cowcium."
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"Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!"
"[my work enemy steve reaches in the basket of muffins my wife made] don't do it steve ""hey everyone come watch me eat brent's wife's muffin"""
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything..."
"I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby."
"There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"No, sweetie. You can't see the moon with vernaculars."
"What separates animals from humans? The Mediterranean."
"What does r/The_Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta"