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Joke of the Day
"Me: Siri, how do I look? Siri: Well, at least you tried"
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"My daughter has an ice skating date with her boyfriend tonight. So I'll be the guy skating behind two 12 year olds carrying a shotgun."
"The are only 3 kinds of people. The ones who can count. And the ones who can't."
"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
"Fishermen are reel men."
"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"
"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."
"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."
"I saw a billboard that said, ""Be her Romeo"" and featured a pic of a diamond ring. Apparently they have not read Shakespeare."