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Joke of the Day
"Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building."
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"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"
"Who's got two thumbs and might be doing this police lineup wrong?"
"Vanna White's birthday is today... Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements."
"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."
"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"
"Why does everyone hate their elder brother?"
"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."
"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"