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Joke of the Day
"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."
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"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" lol wtf ""wait its back on again nvm"" ok lmao ""he just stole my nose"" im phoning the police"
"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"
"Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday."
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"Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. I played first bass."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"