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Joke of the Day

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"

"What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? ""You going to eat that?"""

"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."

"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"

"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."

"HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they're transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise."

"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"A company in India is releasing the first-ever ""smart shoe"" that connects with Google Maps to track your footsteps. ""Merry Christmas,"" said your wife."