163331
Joke of the Day
"Who's got two thumbs and might be doing this police lineup wrong?"
Next Joke
"Why don't snakes have balls? Because hardly any of them know how to dance."
"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? Of course you haven't.. it hasn't came out yet."
"Sexist Joke alert why do they say Lady's first? because its the best for last"
"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"
"Dentist sign reads ""KGB Dentistry"" The sign continued, ""We are Putin in your filling."""
"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."
"Why are some jokes so funny? -Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny? -It must be the punchline"
"Schizophrenia I`m in two minds about it"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"""